
| Population | 1.44 billion |
| Capital | The Treetop Village |
| Leader | the nature god |
| Currency | leaf |
| Animal | Cow |
The Undiscovered tribe of Joyfullness is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the nature god with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.44 billion Joyfullnessians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Healthcare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Treetop Village. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Joyfullnessian economy, worth 69.7 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,429 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Joyfullness's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Joyfullness is ranked 3,051st in the world and 1st in The waters for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 192.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Joyfullness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Joyfullness, clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness.
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Joyfullness, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
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Joyfullness lodged a message on the The waters Regional Message Board.
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Joyfullness, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
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Joyfullness, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away.
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Joyfullness, people who have lived their entire lives in Joyfullness are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
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Joyfullness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Joyfullness, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
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Joyfullness, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.






































