The Blue Haired Punk of Josue is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 4.957 billion Josueans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Josuean economy, worth 281 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,698 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,017 per year while the poor average 7,052, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Josue's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Josue is ranked 148,983^rd in the world and 1^st in Lunar Valley for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,323.97 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.