The United Socialist States of Josip Bro Tito is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9.595 billion Slavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Josip Bro Titoan economy, worth 94.7 trillion Yugoslav dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 9,864 Yugoslav dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Josip Bro Tito's national animal is the Owl.

Josip Bro Tito is ranked 259,532^nd in the world and 1^st in Josip Broz Tito for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.