The Community of Jorani is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8 million Joranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Joranian economy, worth 76.4 billion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 9,547 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jorani's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jorani is ranked 271,666^th in the world and 3,852^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 9,262.31 Standard Monetary Units.