The Guitarist of Jonas Wolf is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.898 billion Jonas Wolfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.

The strong Jonas Wolfian economy, worth 432 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,753 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,212 per year while the poor average 14,014, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and 'Wolfnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonas Wolf's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonas Wolf is ranked 130,860^th in the world and 465^th in The Blades for Safest, scoring 70.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.