The Old-AFF Unretired Defender of Jon Blackwolf is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Jon Blackwolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 7.919 billion Jon Blackwolfians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jon Blackwolfian economy, worth 306 trillion miles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,650 miles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is so apathetic that Jon Blackwolfians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, a flying elephant and Jon Blackwolf share the same nickname, and Jon Blackwolf's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jon Blackwolf's national animal is the black wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Jon Blackwolf is ranked 290,962^nd in the world and 422^nd in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,320.39 Standard Monetary Units.