The Super Tactical Droid of JoJAA1 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.318 billion JoJAA1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The all-consuming JoJAA1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,438 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,501 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, JoJAA1ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, and JoJAA1's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoJAA1's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JoJAA1 is ranked 297,368^th in the world and 2^nd in J o J for Nicest Citizens, with 1.16 average smiles per day.