The District of John Graves Simcoe is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.108 billion Johns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The John Graves Simcoean economy, worth 721 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,112 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Graves Simcoe's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

John Graves Simcoe is ranked 133,217^th in the world and 1^st in Province of Ontario for Most Developed, scoring 57.14 on the Human Development Index.