The Republic of Johan Liebert is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Nameless Monster with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.739 billion Johan Liebertians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Johan Liebertian economy, worth 79.6 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,758 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,222 per year while the poor average 2,913, a ratio of 100 to 1.

The Nameless Monster has just been declared ruler of Johan Liebert in an international press conference, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Johan Liebert's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Johan Liebert is ranked 219,029^th in the world and 13^th in Freelands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 422.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.