The Empire of Jogranda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by João Lisbôa Damásio Coelho with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 1.69 billion Jograndenses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jograndalândia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jograndense economy, worth 199 trillion Dólar Jograndenses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,256 Dólar Jograndenses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, a degree in João Lisbôa Damásio Coelho Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Leão. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jogranda's national animal is the Leão, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Jogranda is ranked 301,518^th in the world and 214^th in Covenant Shores for Most Secular, with 5.24 Atheism Rate.