The Principality of Joe mama 7 is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning tiger population. The hard-working population of 9 million Joe mama 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The Joe mama 7ian economy, worth 350 billion guilders a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,920 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joe mama 7's national animal is the tiger.

Joe mama 7 is ranked 79,239^th in the world and 547^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,957.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.