The Great Theocratic Empire of Jocyn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Heiko II of Jocyn with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.915 billion Jocyniens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chateau-Royal. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient jocynien economy, worth a remarkable 8,293 trillion Jocynian shillings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 642,194 Jocynian shillings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,905,708 per year while the poor average 46,859, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, oracles predict landslide victories for Holy Emperor Heiko II of Jocyn for the next 50 years, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and designer clothespin sales are skyrocketing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Jocyn's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Hekinist Order.

Jocyn is ranked 115^th in the world and 4^th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 175,230.44 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.