The Democratic Republic of Jinaland is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.787 billion Jinalandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The very strong Jinalandian economy, worth 533 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,553 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, adultery has been made a capital offence, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jinaland's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jinaland is ranked 256,683^rd in the world and 1^st in ULTRA for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.