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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,328thNudest: 3,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,425th
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Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jimi Hendrix

Population13.299 billion

CapitalSeattle

Currencythe riff
AnimalVoodoo Child

The Gibson Flying V of Jimi Hendrix is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.299 billion Jimi Hendrixians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jimi Hendrixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion the riffs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,869 the riffs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,985 per year while the poor average 28,320, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

The New Jimi Hendrixian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Jimi Hendrix, the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimi Hendrix's national animal is the Voodoo Child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jimi Hendrix is ranked 14,506th in the world and 17th in Hippy Haven for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,187.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,328thTop
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Nudest: 3,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,425thLargest Black Market: 9,390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,765thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,958thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,642ndMost Devout: 20,289thMost Conservative: 22,748thMost Developed: 23,015thHighest Economic Output: 23,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,806thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,968thMost Efficient Economies: 27,493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,061stMost Authoritarian: 29,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,996thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 30,971st
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian, Most Conservative, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Jimi Hendrix.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, the New Jimi Hendrixian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners.
  • : Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : Following new legislation in Jimi Hendrix, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.

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