The Gibson Flying V of Jimi Hendrix is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.288 billion Jimi Hendrixians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Jimi Hendrixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,526 trillion the riffs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,869 the riffs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,985 per year while the poor average 28,320, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.
The New Jimi Hendrixian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Jimi Hendrix, the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimi Hendrix's national animal is the Voodoo Child, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jimi Hendrix is ranked 279,764th in the world and 31st in Hippy Haven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian, Most Conservative, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Jimi Hendrix, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street.
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Jimi Hendrix, the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics.
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Jimi Hendrix, slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Jimi Hendrix.
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Jimi Hendrix, the New Jimi Hendrixian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
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Jimi Hendrix, police deploy tear-gas on unruly kindergarteners.
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Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Jimi Hendrix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Jimi Hendrix, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
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Jimi Hendrix, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.









































