Population | 22.813 billion |
Capital | UCLA |
Leader | Doors |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Doors of Perception |
Animal | Lizard King |
The Mr Mojo Risin' of Jim Morrison is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.813 billion Jim Morrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UCLA. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jim Morrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,714 trillion Doorss of Perception a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 250,500 Doorss of Perception, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Visiting the best Jim Morrisonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jim Morrison's national animal is the Lizard King, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Jim Morrison is ranked 289,802nd in the world and 710th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 3.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, visiting the best Jim Morrisonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Jim Morrisonian Moonshine".
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
- : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.