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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 242ndHighest Drug Use: 590thLargest Black Market: 927th
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Jim Morrison

Population22.813 billion

CapitalUCLA
LeaderDoors
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyDoors of Perception
AnimalLizard King

The Mr Mojo Risin' of Jim Morrison is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doors with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.813 billion Jim Morrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UCLA. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jim Morrisonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,714 trillion Doorss of Perception a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 250,500 Doorss of Perception, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting the best Jim Morrisonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jim Morrison's national animal is the Lizard King, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Jim Morrison is ranked 289,802nd in the world and 710th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 3.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 242ndHighest Drug Use: 590thLargest Black Market: 927thRudest Citizens: 1,093rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,418thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,966thHighest Crime Rates: 2,168thFattest Citizens: 2,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,535thHighest Economic Output: 2,663rdMost Stationary: 2,811thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,979thMost Devout: 3,336thMost Inclusive: 4,286thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,339thMost Efficient Economies: 4,718thNudest: 4,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,183rdMost Avoided: 5,396thHighest Average Incomes: 5,405thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,476thLargest Retail Industry: 5,652ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,173rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,604thHighest Food Quality: 8,252ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,107thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,919thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,232ndMost Influential: 11,545thLargest Populations: 11,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,235thSmartest Citizens: 12,492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,858thNicest Citizens: 13,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,324thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,450thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,475thMost Armed: 17,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,298thMost Cultured: 21,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,053rdMost Developed: 28,836th
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Highest Drug Use: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, visiting the best Jim Morrisonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Jim Morrisonian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in Jim Morrison, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.

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