Population | 4.192 billion |
Capital | Pavolitsh |
Leader | Jus |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Hryvnia |
Animal | Golden Peacock |
The Self-Defense Organization of Jewish Partisan Division is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jus with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.192 billion Jews are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavolitsh. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.
The very strong Jewish economy, worth 355 trillion Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,717 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Political commentators say that Jus's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jewish Partisan Division's national animal is the Golden Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.
Jewish Partisan Division is ranked 3,441st in the world and 80th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,141.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Jewish Partisan Division lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.