
| Population | 5.728 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.728 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 270,832 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, JEVIL's nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 62nd in the world and 1st in Dark World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 422.83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEVIL, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
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JEVIL, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
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JEVIL, JEVIL's nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries.
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JEVIL, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
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JEVIL, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
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JEVIL, trash takes years to decompose and seconds to sell.
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JEVIL, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for CHAOTIC citizenship.
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JEVIL, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, bizarre-looking creatures called 'DEVILSKNIFEdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
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JEVIL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.



























































































