
| Population | 5.587 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.587 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 266,682 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 310,141st in the world and 46th in Dark World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -11.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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JEVIL, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
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JEVIL, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
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JEVIL, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
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JEVIL, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
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JEVIL, JEVIL can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini.
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JEVIL, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle.
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JEVIL, the only place where one can see the CHAOTIC cherry tree is in a museum.
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JEVIL, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
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JEVIL, sex-ed is child's play.
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JEVIL, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.


























































































