
| Population | 2.125 billion |
| Capital | Airport |
| Leader | King ATC |
| Faith | Catholicism |
| Currency | Imperial Dollar |
| Animal | Island Doggo |
The Receivership of Jetwatch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King ATC with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 2.125 billion Jetwatchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airport. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Jetwatchian economy, worth 183 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,215 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the first sword of Jetwatch does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jetwatch's national animal is the Island Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Jetwatch is ranked 313,341st in the world and 16th in Infrastructure for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jetwatch, the first sword of Jetwatch does not run.
- : Following new legislation in
Jetwatch, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in
Jetwatch, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in
Jetwatch, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in
Jetwatch, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
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Jetwatch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Jetwatch, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in
Jetwatch, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
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Jetwatch, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
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Jetwatch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.


















