The Armed Republic of Jetfire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jetfire with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning silvertrout population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.588 billion Jetfireans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The very strong Jetfirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Autobots a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,015 Autobots, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 161,950 per year while the poor average 13,451, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Jetfire has designated Transtown as its capital city, Primism has been named as Jetfire's national religion, and Jetfire has just been declared ruler of Jetfire in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jetfire's national animal is the silvertrout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Primism.

Jetfire is ranked 221,861^st in the world and 2^nd in Alges for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.