The Technocratic Federation of Jaycize is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ethel Constanze with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.392 billion Jaycians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellium. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaycian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Terils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,030 Terils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's all white elephants on parade, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Jaycize, and security reviews double as political propaganda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaycize's national animal is the Puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaycize is ranked 36,233^rd in the world and 1^st in Verstan for Safest, scoring 106.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.