The Golden Republic of Jaskotia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Aulura Kimpotskì with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.936 billion Jaskots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaskotia City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaskot economy, worth 904 trillion Jaskotian Rübles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,003 Jaskotian Rübles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaskotia's national animal is the Glownose Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jaskotia is ranked 40,080^th in the world and 1^st in Kraterocracy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,204.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.