The Free Land of Jarnbardinn is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working population of 10 million Jarnbardinnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Jarnbardinnian economy, worth 395 billion birdsongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 39,490 birdsongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarnbardinn's national animal is the dove.

Jarnbardinn is ranked 61,825^th in the world and 159^th in Perseverance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,262.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.