The Kingdom of Janeysia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Hiazinto of Janeysia with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.943 billion Janeysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oreña. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Janeysian economy, worth 860 trillion murins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,076 murins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janeysia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Janeysian Royal Order.

Janeysia is ranked 2,473^rd in the world and 1^st in Artemis for Nicest Citizens, with 65.05 average smiles per day.