The Industrialized Union of Jamoocoo is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vlad Kirchhoff with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.467 billion Jamoocoolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quander. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jamoocoolian economy, worth 445 trillion Poffs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,564 Poffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamoocoo's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Technocentrism.

Jamoocoo is ranked 96,750^th in the world and 4^th in Coclestab for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 956.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.