The JP Morgan Chase Billionaire of Jamie Dimon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Reserve with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.976 billion Jamie Dimonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NYNY. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamie Dimonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,901 trillion Intrest Rates a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 265,674 Intrest Rates, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,147 per year while the poor average 38,477, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamie Dimon's national animal is the Bull Market, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Jamie Dimon is ranked 119,376^th in the world and 591^st in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.77 law-abiding acts per hour.