The Holy Empire of Jadee is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.95 billion Jadeeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Jadeean economy, worth 436 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,905 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,206 per year while the poor average 14,113, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, only Leader's friends count in the eyes of the government, genetic researchers have been expelled, and citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jadee's national animal is the kiwi.

Jadee is ranked 284,769^th in the world and 4^th in Devide by Zero for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.69 law-abiding acts per hour.