The Hawk of Jade45 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 1.968 billion Jade45ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The Jade45ian economy, worth 88.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,171 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Jade45's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jade45 is ranked 133,388^th in the world and 3^rd in Bungletime for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,194.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.