The Hawk of Jade33 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 2.492 billion Jade33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Jade33ian economy, worth 121 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,598 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Jade33's national animal is the emu.

Jade33 is ranked 35,098^th in the world and 155^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,438.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.