The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad Q8 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.619 billion J o Jian Capture Squad Q8ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad Q8ian economy, worth 465 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 61,036 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad Q8's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad Q8 is ranked 190,923^rd in the world and 1^st in Feminist Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.5 law-abiding acts per hour.