The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad B9 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.582 billion J o Jian Capture Squad B9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad B9ian economy, worth 603 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,948 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. J o Jian Capture Squad B9's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad B9 is ranked 261,323^rd in the world and 1^st in East Australia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.