The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad B2 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.597 billion J o Jian Capture Squad B2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad B2ian economy, worth 601 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,636 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J o Jian Capture Squad B2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad B2 is ranked 78,890^th in the world and 1^st in The United Kingdom of Breutchesland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.