The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad A7 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The cynical population of 9.619 billion J o Jian Capture Squad A7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The J o Jian Capture Squad A7ian economy, worth 500 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,066 Sauces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bambi has been banned, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad A7's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad A7 is ranked 193,956^th in the world and 1^st in FreeCommunism for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 881.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.