The Queen's State of J Anwar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.509 billion J Anwarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The thriving J Anwarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,103 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,633 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,292 per year while the poor average 12,593, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in J Anwar, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government is avowedly atheist, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (J Anwar has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J Anwar's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

J Anwar is ranked 4,585^th in the world and 18^th in State for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,693.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.