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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,566thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,503rd
The State of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Unity and Prosperity!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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J a p a n

Population5.556 billion

CapitalTokyo
LeaderEmperor Reiwa
FaithShintoism

CurrencyYen
AnimalMacaque

The State of J a p a n is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Reiwa with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.556 billion Japanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth 868 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,402 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, wandering Japanese are known for their one-track minds, Bambi has been banned, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J a p a n's national animal is the Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintoism.

J a p a n is ranked 2,061st in the world and 2nd in Japan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 14,190.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,566thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,740thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,390thMost Primitive: 5,142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,275thLargest Black Market: 6,536thLargest Mining Sector: 6,721stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,591stMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,334thLargest Retail Industry: 12,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,896thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,774thMost Secular: 14,188thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,197thMost Efficient Economies: 18,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,960thHighest Average Incomes: 23,067thMost Patriotic: 27,545thLargest Governments: 30,210th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, Bambi has been banned.
  • : J a p a n was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, wandering Japanese are known for their one-track minds.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : J a p a n was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in J a p a n, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.

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