
| Population | 5.556 billion |
| Capital | Tokyo |
| Leader | Emperor Reiwa |
| Faith | Shintoism |
| Currency | Yen |
| Animal | Macaque |
The State of J a p a n is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Reiwa with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.556 billion Japanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Japanese economy, worth 868 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,402 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, wandering Japanese are known for their one-track minds, Bambi has been banned, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J a p a n's national animal is the Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintoism.
J a p a n is ranked 2,061st in the world and 2nd in Japan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 14,190.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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J a p a n, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, Bambi has been banned.
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J a p a n was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, wandering Japanese are known for their one-track minds.
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
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J a p a n was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
J a p a n, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.













































