The Republic of Izzyvile is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Izzy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.954 billion Izzics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izzy Town. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Izzic economy, worth 426 trillion ❤️s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 144,362 ❤️s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime is totally unknown. Izzyvile's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bwa Bwa Bwa.

Izzyvile is ranked 282,744^th in the world and 59^th in The United Federations for Largest Black Market, with 60.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.