The Republic of Izern 3 is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The humorless, devout population of 6.447 billion Izern 3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Izern 3ian economy, worth 926 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,638 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 3's national animal is the kangaroo.

Izern 3 is ranked 49,709^th in the world and 16^th in Voidwolf for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,105.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.