The United Kingdom of Isselmere is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Henry V with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 50.004 billion Isselmerian-Nielanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daurmont. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isselmeric-Nielandic economy, worth an astonishing 13,916 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,298 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown. Isselmere's national animal is the blue-backed erne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isselmere is ranked 208,945^th in the world and 6^th in Haven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.