The Arling of Ismiril is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Arl Tomerro vos Vorchano with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.739 billion Ismirilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namur. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ismirilian economy, worth 737 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,755 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, conspiracy theorists allege Namur's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ismiril's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Ismiril is ranked 142,044^th in the world and 1^st in Westeros Total War for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.06 kickbacks per hour.