The Constitutional Monarchy of Islexan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.19 billion Islexanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islexanian economy, worth 247 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,891 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-mark mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islexan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islexan is ranked 16,645^th in the world and 10^th in Solvang for Safest, scoring 115.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.