The Republic of Islaner Hor Keimpuce is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.315 billion Islaner Hor Keimpuceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Islaner Hor Keimpucean economy, worth 539 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,277 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,895 per year while the poor average 5,149, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Islaner Hor Keimpuce's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Islaner Hor Keimpuce is ranked 264,254^th in the world and 2^nd in The Dank Meme Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.47 law-abiding acts per hour.