The Obamanation of Islamisbad is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Barack Hussein Obama III with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.774 billion Islamisbadics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dafari. The average income tax rate is 83.4%.

The large but underdeveloped Islamisbadian economy, worth 131 trillion drakmahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,777 drakmahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, songs of praise to Barack Hussein Obama III are filled with coded messages from the resistance, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamisbad's national animal is the desert eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is not Wahhabism anymore.

Islamisbad is ranked 50,526^th in the world and 16^th in Middle East for Largest Black Market, with 15.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.