The Republic of Ironesian Republic is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.307 billion Ironesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumaguete City. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ironesian economy, worth 879 trillion Ironesian Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,844 Ironesian Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and unpopular scientists are shunned by name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ironesian Republic's national animal is the Ironesian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ironesian Republic is ranked 47,064^th in the world and 719^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 43.56 kickbacks per hour.