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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,925thMost Primitive: 15,422ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,417th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Izern
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Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ioe

Population1.233 billion

Currencydollar
Animalparrot

The Republic of Ioe is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.233 billion Ioeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.1%.

The Ioean economy, worth 66.9 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,283 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's skies are now a wasteland, builders across Ioe are blocked up with orders for new public loos, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioe's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ioe is ranked 152,454th in the world and 692nd in Izern for Highest Average Incomes, with 54,283.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,925thMost Primitive: 15,422ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21,417thMost Pacifist: 25,214thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,421stMost Advanced Public Transport: 32,513th
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Highest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ioe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, the nation's mettle is about to be tested.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, builders across Ioe are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, the nation's skies are now a wasteland.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, the roundel of the Ioean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, nobody likes bad boys any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioe, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.

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