The Irregular Kingdom of Insurgent Panther is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Assembled Mousers with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.625 billion Insurgent Panthers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune's Tribune. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Insurgent economy, worth 592 trillion pantheras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,420 pantheras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Insurgent Panther's national animal is the Red Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Social Rites.

Insurgent Panther is ranked 279,511^th in the world and 12^th in Pantherine for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 kickbacks per hour.