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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,447thLargest Black Market: 1,523rd
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Days pass unless you live them
Influence
Dominator
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Inner Friday

Population11.128 billion

CapitalThe Round Table
LeaderAslan
FaithNarnia

Currencydollar
Animalporpoise

The Dominion of Inner Friday is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aslan with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.128 billion Inner Fridayians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Round Table. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,194 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Friday's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Narnia.

Inner Friday is ranked 13,776th in the world and 2nd in Narnia for Most Stationary, with 1,873.62385643552 days.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,077thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,447thLargest Black Market: 1,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,397thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 3,273rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,883rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,031stMost Efficient Economies: 6,095thMost Secular: 6,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,569thMost Avoided: 6,653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,738thHighest Average Incomes: 6,755thLargest Governments: 8,032ndRudest Citizens: 8,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,240thHighest Economic Output: 8,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,363rdMost Armed: 9,672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,058thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,678thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,504thNudest: 12,061stMost Stationary: 13,776thTop
10%
Most Influential: 16,751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,238thMost Patriotic: 19,870thLowest Crime Rates: 26,621st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Inner Friday was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, job satisfaction is a luxury many Inner Fridayians can't afford.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Inner Friday, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".

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