The Colony of Incordrey is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 6.697 billion Incordreyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Incordreyian economy, worth 418 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,443 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Incordrey's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Incordrey is ranked 55,990^th in the world and 615^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,916.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.