The Republic of Improper Chimore is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.997 billion Improper Chimoreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The all-consuming Improper Chimorean economy, worth 434 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,684 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and rural Improper Chimoreans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Chimore's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Improper Chimore is ranked 114,730^th in the world and 107^th in The Crimson Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.