The Jingoistic States of Imperial Defender is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Commander with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.389 billion Imperial Defenderians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Imperial Defenderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Quatloos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,153 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, surveillance cameras are banned, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and edutainment video games are taking Imperial Defender's students to the next level. Crime is almost non-existent. Imperial Defender's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Benduism.

Imperial Defender is ranked 135,540^th in the world and 2^nd in Sikh Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 496.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.