The Waking Wolves of Ilyo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ilyo with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 22.323 billion Ilyoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghent. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ilyoan economy, worth 496 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,224 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, Cyclism has been named as Ilyo's national religion, Ilyo has just been declared ruler of Ilyo in an international press conference, and Ilyo has designated Ghent as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilyo's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cyclism.

Ilyo is ranked 80,328^th in the world and 2^nd in Xianggang for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.45 kickbacks per hour.