The Jarona but in a fancy font of Illllllllllleoc is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by me with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.077 billion Gamblers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of timoria. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gambler economy, worth 39.2 trillion monies a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,442 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, Max Barry is this year's Miss Illllllllllleoc, and the news is showing footage of me bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illllllllllleoc's national animal is the horses, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is gambling.

Illllllllllleoc is ranked 283,052^nd in the world and 83^rd in Timoria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.